{"title":"Provisions","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"montys-original","title":"HFM Farm Monty's Original Beef Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eMonty's Original is HFM Farm's signature beef jerky — 100% beef cured with Worcestershire, soy sauce, garlic, onion, and black pepper, in a 2 oz bag. An ounce carries 12 g of protein and 70 calories, so a full bag runs 24 g of protein for 140 calories. It's labeled gluten free, and Joey and Brandi Federico make it themselves in small batches at their USDA-inspected facility in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe flavor sits in the classic savory lane, not sweet and not heat-forward: Worcestershire and soy up front, garlic and onion behind that, black pepper on the finish. Two things worth knowing before you buy — MSG is in the ingredient list, and each ounce carries 480 mg of sodium, 21% of a day's value. Both are normal for the category, but if you're avoiding either one, this isn't your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSealed, it's shelf-stable, so it rides in a door pocket or a recovery bag with no cooler involved. Once it's open, refrigerate and finish it inside 7 days. Pick up a single 2 oz bag or the 3-pack — 6 oz total, and $3.98 under the price of three singles. Contains soy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eHere's what Bill likes about a bag of jerky over one of them protein bars: it don't melt. Sealed up, this rides in the door pocket through a July afternoon in the desert and comes out the same as it went in — no soft, greasy mess stuck in the wrapper. And a 2 oz bag is exactly two 1 oz servings, so when your buddy starts eyein' your snack at the trailhead, you ain't gotta break into a second bag. Twelve grams of protein apiece, and nobody's feelings get hurt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Single (2oz)","offer_id":45916457304147,"sku":"sku-52123766948138","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Pack (6oz total)","offer_id":45916457336915,"sku":"sku-52123766980906","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_26_2026_10_48_54_PM.png?v=1786018941"},{"product_id":"spicy-montys-original","title":"HFM Farm Spicy Monty's Original Beef Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpicy Monty's Original is the flagship Monty's recipe with heat added — 100% beef cured in Worcestershire and soy sauce, then carried through with red pepper flake, cayenne, and chili powder. An ounce runs 14 g of protein at 70 calories, so a 2 oz bag is 27 g of protein for 150 calories. Joey and Brandi Federico make it themselves in small batches at their USDA-inspected facility in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe heat sits in the middle of HFM Farm's range. It's warmer than the original but nowhere near Fiery A1 or 7th Layer — the pepper builds over a few pieces instead of hitting on the first bite, and the Worcestershire-and-garlic base still reads through. Two things to know before you buy: MSG is on the ingredient list, and an ounce carries 390 mg of sodium, 17% of a day's value.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSealed, it's shelf-stable — no cooler, no refrigeration until you open it, then eat it inside 7 days. Single 2 oz bag, or a 3-pack at 6 oz total that runs $3.98 under three singles. Contains soy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eIf you've been runnin' the regular Monty's and it's startin' to taste like background noise, this is the fix. Bill keeps a bag of each in the console — plain when he's just drivin', spicy when he needs to wake up around hour six. Same base recipe underneath, so it ain't a different jerky, just the volume turned up a couple notches. And the pepper builds slow enough that you'll eat the whole bag before you notice you've done it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Single (2oz)","offer_id":45916457369683,"sku":"sku-52123818950954","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Pack (6oz total)","offer_id":45916457402451,"sku":"sku-52123818983722","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_26_2026_10_30_49_PM.png?v=1786018940"},{"product_id":"7th-layer","title":"HFM Farm 7th Layer Extreme Hot Beef Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003e7th Layer is the hottest jerky HFM Farm makes, and the ingredient list is the proof: ghost pepper, Carolina reaper, capsaicin extract, cayenne, red pepper flake, chili powder, and Tabasco, all over A1-marinated beef. An ounce carries 16 g of protein at 90 calories, so a 2 oz bag runs 32 g of protein for 180 calories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a chase-the-burn jerky, not a jerky that happens to be spicy. Carolina reaper and capsaicin extract are both in there, and capsaicin extract is a concentrate — it does not behave like pepper flake. The A1 base gives you a few seconds of steak-sauce flavor before the heat arrives and stays. Treat it as a novelty and a dare, and don't hand it to somebody without telling them what it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo things worth knowing: MSG is on the ingredient list, and an ounce carries 370 mg of sodium, 15% of a day's value. Sealed, it's shelf-stable — refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Single 2 oz bag or a 3-pack at 6 oz total, $3.98 under three singles. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eBill'll be straight with y'all: this one's a dare, and that's exactly why it earns its spot in the bag. Nothin' resets a slow afternoon around the fire like passin' 7th Layer to the fella who swears he can eat anything. It's also the best trade goods in camp — Bill's gotten firewood hauled and a tire aired down for the price of two pieces. Buy it for the show, not the snackin'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Single (2oz)","offer_id":45916457599059,"sku":"sku-52123875639594","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Pack (6oz total)","offer_id":45916457631827,"sku":"sku-52123875672362","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_26_2026_09_39_25_PM.png?v=1786018940"},{"product_id":"spicy-teriyaki-chicken-jerky","title":"HFM Farm Spicy Teriyaki Chicken Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpicy Teriyaki Chicken Jerky is chicken breast in LaChoy teriyaki with red pepper flake, chili, and cayenne worked in, finished with hickory smoke. An ounce carries 16 g of protein at 90 calories, so a 2 oz bag runs 32 g of protein for 180 calories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the same flavor idea as HFM Farm's Spicy Teriyaki beef, on leaner meat. Chicken breast has less fat and less connective tissue, so the chew is softer and the teriyaki reads sweeter against it — 3 g of sugar per ounce, all of it added. The heat is mid-range: pepper and cayenne, no extract. Worth knowing: 650 mg of sodium per ounce, and MSG is on the ingredient list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSealed, it's shelf-stable — refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Single 2 oz bag. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eIf the beef jerky's got your jaw tired by day three, this is the switch. Chicken breast don't fight back the same way, so you can eat it late at night in the truck without wakin' yourself up chewin'. Bill's found the teriyaki-and-smoke combination works better on chicken than beef anyhow — there's less of the meat's own flavor arguin' with the sauce. Sixteen grams an ounce either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"2oz","offer_id":45916457205843,"sku":"sku-52124005171498","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/spicyteriyakichickenbag.jpg?v=1786018940"},{"product_id":"spicy-teriyaki","title":"HFM Farm Spicy Teriyaki Beef Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpicy Teriyaki is HFM Farm's teriyaki recipe with cayenne, red pepper flake, and chili powder worked in, finished with hickory smoke flavoring. An ounce carries 17 g of protein at 110 calories — the most protein of any flavor on the shelf — so a 2 oz bag runs 34 g of protein for 220 calories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's also the saltiest flavor HFM Farm makes: 610 mg of sodium per ounce, 25% of a day's value, against 220 mg for the no-heat Southern Teriyaki. That's worth knowing before you buy a 3-pack. What you get for it is the biggest flavor on the shelf — sweet teriyaki at 6 g of sugar, pepper heat through the middle, and smoke on the finish, all at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMSG is on the ingredient list and the panel declares both soy and MSG. Sealed, it's shelf-stable — refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Single 2 oz bag or a 3-pack at 6 oz total, $3.98 under three singles. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eSeventeen grams of protein an ounce is the most on this shelf, and that's the part worth payin' attention to. Bill treats a bag of this like a meal he don't have to cook — thirty-four grams in the whole thing, which is a real lunch when you're too far in to be makin' one. Sweet, hot, and smoked all at once means it don't go boring on you either. Just drink some water with it, friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Single (2oz)","offer_id":45916457238611,"sku":"sku-52123840184618","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Pack (6oz total)","offer_id":45916457271379,"sku":"sku-52123840217386","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_26_2026_10_15_01_PM.png?v=1786018941"},{"product_id":"fiery-a1","title":"HFM Farm Fiery A1 Beef Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eFiery A1 is HFM Farm's OG-A1 recipe with the heat turned up — A1 steak sauce marinade over 100% beef, then cayenne, red pepper flake, chili powder, and Tabasco. An ounce carries 16 g of protein at 100 calories, so a 2 oz bag runs 32 g of protein for 200 calories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe heat is genuine but stays in pepper territory: no ghost, no reaper, no capsaicin extract. That's the line between this and 7th Layer. What you get is a steak-sauce jerky with a Tabasco-and-cayenne finish that builds across a few pieces and then holds steady — hot enough to notice on every bite, mild enough to eat the whole bag on a drive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo things to know: MSG is on the ingredient list, and an ounce carries 380 mg of sodium, 16% of a day's value. Sealed, it's shelf-stable — refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Single 2 oz bag or a 3-pack at 6 oz total, $3.98 under three singles. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eThis is the one Bill actually keeps in the truck. 7th Layer's a stunt and the plain flavors go quiet after a while, but Fiery A1 you can eat a whole bag of at seventy miles an hour and still want the next piece. That steak-sauce base is what makes it work — the heat's got somethin' to sit on instead of just burnin' by itself. If you're only buyin' one spicy flavor off this shelf, buddy, make it this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Single (2oz)","offer_id":45916457533523,"sku":"sku-52123794374954","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Pack (6oz total)","offer_id":45916457566291,"sku":"sku-52123794407722","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_26_2026_09_48_16_PM.png?v=1786018940"},{"product_id":"og-a1","title":"HFM Farm OG-A1 Beef Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eOG-A1 is a steak-sauce beef jerky with no heat in it at all. The marinade is a full steak sauce — tomato puree, vinegar, raisin paste, crushed orange puree, and spices — over 100% beef, finished with garlic and onion. An ounce carries 12 g of protein at 70 calories, so a 2 oz bag runs 24 g of protein for 140 calories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 280 mg of sodium per ounce it's one of the leaner flavors on the shelf — Monty's Original runs 480 mg and Spicy Teriyaki runs 610 mg. The flavor is tangy and tomato-forward rather than salty, and the raisin and orange in the steak sauce give it a faint sweetness that reads as depth, not as a sweet jerky. If Southern Sweet is too sugary and Monty's is too salty, this is the one in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMSG is on the ingredient list, and the spice blend contains celery. Sealed, it's shelf-stable — refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Single 2 oz bag or a 3-pack at 6 oz total, $3.98 under three singles. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eEvery jerky shelf needs one flavor that don't fight you, and OG-A1's it. Bill hands this one to folks who say they don't much care for jerky — nine times out of ten it's the salt they were objectin' to, and this runs damn near half what the original does. It's also the flavor that don't wear out. Bill's finished more bags of this than anything else on the shelf, and he couldn't tell you when he opened 'em.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Single (2oz)","offer_id":45916457435219,"sku":"sku-52123805876522","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Pack (6oz total)","offer_id":45916457467987,"sku":"sku-52123805909290","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_26_2026_10_36_19_PM.png?v=1786018942"},{"product_id":"southern-teriyaki-mushroom-jerky","title":"HFM Farm Southern Teriyaki Mushroom Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eSouthern Teriyaki Mushroom Jerky is button mushrooms in teriyaki with hickory smoke — the meat-free version of HFM Farm's Southern Teriyaki. A 1 oz bag carries 10 g of protein at 60 calories, with zero fat, zero cholesterol, and under 1 g of sugar. It also carries 9.6 mg of iron, 50% of a day's value.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the lightest thing on HFM Farm's shelf by calories and the lowest-sodium of the two mushroom flavors at 330 mg. The teriyaki-and-smoke combination works well on mushroom — smoke is a natural fit for a dried fungus, and there's no beef flavor underneath to argue with the sauce. Texture is chewy and slightly spongy, which is what dried button mushroom does; it's a different eat from meat jerky, not an imitation of one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMSG is on the ingredient list and the panel declares soy and MSG. Sealed, it's shelf-stable — refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Single 1 oz bag. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eSmoke belongs on mushrooms — Bill will die on that hill. There's no beef flavor underneath fightin' the teriyaki, so this one comes out cleaner than you'd expect, and at sixty calories it's the lightest thing on the shelf. Bill throws one in the day pack for the folks who don't eat meat and then usually ends up eatin' it himself somewhere around the turnaround point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"1 oz","offer_id":45916457173075,"sku":"sku-52124017164586","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/SouthernTeriyakiMushroom.jpg?v=1786018940"},{"product_id":"carnivore-chicken-jerky","title":"HFM Farm Carnivore Chicken Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eCarnivore Chicken Jerky is three ingredients: chicken breast, water, and Redmond Real Salt. No sugar, no marinade, no MSG, no preservative, no artificial flavor. Along with its beef counterpart, it's one of only two products on HFM Farm's shelf without MSG.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat you get is chicken that tastes like chicken. There's no sauce doing the work, so the flavor is the meat and the salt, and the chew is the soft, lean chew that breast meat gives you. That makes it the one product here that fits a carnivore, keto, or strict elimination diet without a caveat — and the one that won't fight whatever you cook it into.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSealed, it's shelf-stable — refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Single 2 oz bag. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eChop this into a pan of scrambled eggs some cold mornin' and tell Bill he was wrong. Three ingredients means it don't taste like teriyaki or buffalo or anything else you didn't ask for — it just tastes like chicken and salt, which is exactly what you want goin' into eggs, a pot of rice, or a soup. Bill keeps a bag in the chuck box for cookin' and a separate one for eatin'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"2oz","offer_id":45916457500755,"sku":"sku-52124004811050","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/20251127_110726.jpg?v=1786018941"},{"product_id":"montys-original-mushroom-jerky","title":"HFM Farm Monty's Original Mushroom Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eMonty's Original Mushroom Jerky is button mushrooms cured in the same Worcestershire-and-soy recipe HFM Farm puts on their beef. A 1 oz bag carries 11 g of protein at 70 calories, with zero fat and zero cholesterol — and 10.9 mg of iron, which is 60% of a day's value in a single bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat iron number is the reason to pay attention. Very little snack food gets close, and it comes from the mushrooms rather than a fortificant. Texture is the other thing worth knowing: dried button mushroom is chewy and a bit spongier than meat jerky, so it eats differently even though the seasoning is identical to the beef. If you like Monty's Original, this tastes like it — it just doesn't chew like it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMSG is on the ingredient list and the panel declares soy and MSG. Sealed, it's shelf-stable — refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Single 1 oz bag. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eSixty percent of your iron for the day out of a one-ounce bag of mushrooms is the kind of thing Bill likes knowin' about on day four of a trip when the cooler's gone sad. It ain't pretendin' to be beef, neither — it's chewier and a little spongy, and once you quit expectin' jerky it's real good. Bill packs a couple when he knows he's gonna be eatin' out of cans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"1 oz","offer_id":45916457664595,"sku":"sku-52124018016554","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/Monty_sOriginalMushroom.jpg?v=1786018942"},{"product_id":"southern-sweet","title":"HFM Farm Southern Sweet Beef Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eSouthern Sweet is the dessert end of HFM Farm's shelf — 100% beef in a sweet BBQ sauce with maple syrup and brown sugar. An ounce carries 16 g of protein at 110 calories, so a 2 oz bag runs 32 g of protein for 220 calories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe numbers tell you what it is: 7 g of sugar per ounce, against 1 g in Monty's Original and 3 g in the A1 flavors. That's the whole point. Maple and brown sugar sit on top of a BBQ base, and the finish is closer to a glazed rib than to a savory jerky. It's also one of the lower-sodium flavors at 270 mg per ounce, so the sweetness isn't fighting salt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ingredient list is short — six items — and MSG is one of them. Sealed, it's shelf-stable; refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Single 2 oz bag or a 3-pack at 6 oz total, $3.98 under three singles. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eBring a bag of this when there's kids in camp and watch how fast the negotiation ends. Southern Sweet's the one that don't read like jerky to folks who think they don't like jerky — it eats more like candy with 16 grams of protein hidin' in it. Bill's found it's also the right thing at hour three of a cold mornin' drive, when what you actually want is sugar and you'd rather it came with somethin' useful attached.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Single (2oz)","offer_id":45916457762899,"sku":"sku-52124014412074","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Pack (6oz total)","offer_id":45916457795667,"sku":"sku-52124014444842","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_26_2026_09_59_00_PM.png?v=1786018942"},{"product_id":"southern-teriyaki","title":"HFM Farm Southern Teriyaki Beef Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eSouthern Teriyaki is teriyaki and hickory smoke over 100% beef, with no heat in it. An ounce carries 12 g of protein at 70 calories, so a 2 oz bag runs 24 g of protein for 140 calories. It's labeled gluten free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 220 mg of sodium per ounce it's the lowest-sodium flavor HFM Farm makes — less than half of Monty's Original and roughly a third of Spicy Teriyaki. The teriyaki sauce brings 2 g of sugar, so it's mildly sweet rather than sugary, and the liquid hickory smoke gives it the campfire note that the other no-heat flavors don't have. Sweet-savory and easy to eat by the handful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMSG is on the ingredient list, and the sauce contains soy, which the panel declares. Sealed, it's shelf-stable — refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Single 2 oz bag or a 3-pack at 6 oz total, $3.98 under three singles. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eSmoke's the thing here. Most jerky either tastes like the marinade or tastes like salt, and this one tastes like it spent time near a fire — which is a strange and welcome thing to get out of a bag at a gas station three hundred miles from your camp. Bill packs this flavor for the drive out, before the fire's lit, because it puts your head where you're goin'. Lowest salt on the shelf too, so you ain't chasin' the water bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Single (2oz)","offer_id":45916457697363,"sku":"sku-52123827994922","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Pack (6oz total)","offer_id":45916457730131,"sku":"sku-52123828027690","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_26_2026_10_23_44_PM.png?v=1786018941"},{"product_id":"redneck-mediterranean-rub","title":"HFM Farm Redneck Mediterranean Rub","description":"\u003cp\u003eRedneck Mediterranean Rub is a smoky southwestern blend in a 3.4 oz shaker — cumin, onion powder, garlic powder, black pepper, chili powder, rubbed sage, MSG, and seasoned salt. Eight ingredients.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe name is a joke and the ingredient list is the honest version: this is cumin-and-chili territory, not oregano-and-rosemary. If you're after an actual Mediterranean herb blend, HFM Farm's Tuscan Garden Mix is the one you want. What this does well is warm, earthy, savory cooking — cumin and chili powder over a salt-and-allium base, with rubbed sage giving it a slightly woodsy back end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's no sugar in it, so it holds up over direct flame without scorching. MSG is on the ingredient list. 3.4 oz shaker. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eDon't let the name send you wrong — this ain't oregano and lemon, it's cumin and chili, and it's the shaker Bill grabs when there's ground beef and a skillet involved. Taco night in camp, chili out of a Dutch oven, black beans, rice, eggs. No sugar in it either, so you can cook right over the coals and it won't turn on you. Bill keeps it next to the Monty's and between the two of 'em most suppers get handled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45916457828435,"sku":"sku-52124022669610","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/redneckmediteraneanbottle.jpg?v=1786018940"},{"product_id":"cowboy-cookout-rub","title":"HFM Farm Cowboy Cookout Rub","description":"\u003cp\u003eCowboy Cookout Rub is HFM Farm's smoky barbecue blend — chipotle chili powder, brown sugar, black pepper, paprika, ground mustard, sage, coffee, and sea salt in a 3.8 oz shaker. Eight ingredients, no MSG.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoffee and chipotle are what make it. Ground coffee in a rub adds bitterness and depth that reads as char, and chipotle brings smoke rather than raw heat, so you get a barbecue flavor without needing a smoker. The brown sugar matters for how you cook it: sugar caramelizes and then burns, so this belongs on indirect heat or a grate a reasonable distance off the coals, not straight onto flame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3.8 oz shaker. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eCoffee in a rub sounds like somethin' a city fella dreamed up 'til you taste it on a chuck roast. It goes bitter in the right way and makes the meat read like it sat in smoke a lot longer than it did — which is handy when you got a fire pit and four hours instead of a smoker and twelve. Bill puts this on beef mostly, but it's real good on a cast iron of camp potatoes too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45916457861203,"sku":"sku-52124022407466","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/cowboycookoutbottle_2f687be8-dd02-44d2-a309-b045827bd4a0.jpg?v=1786018940"},{"product_id":"montys-original-rub","title":"HFM Farm Monty's Original All-Purpose Rub","description":"\u003cp\u003eMonty's Original All-Purpose Rub is the seasoning behind HFM Farm's signature jerky, sold on its own in a 4.1 oz shaker. Five ingredients: onion powder, garlic powder, black pepper, MSG, and seasoned salt. That's the whole list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a base seasoning rather than a barbecue rub — no sugar to burn, no paprika or chili to push it in a particular direction. That makes it the one to reach for when you want food to taste more like itself: steak and burgers, eggs, potatoes, or anything coming off a camp stove. Because it's salt-forward, season as you go and taste before you add more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMSG is one of the five ingredients, listed plainly. 4.1 oz shaker. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eOne shaker that does damn near everything is worth more in a chuck box than five that each do one thing. This is the one Bill actually reaches for — eggs in the mornin', burgers at night, and potatoes in the coals in between. No sugar in it either, which means it won't scorch black when you cook over real fire instead of a burner. That's the part most folks find out the hard way with a barbecue rub.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45916457893971,"sku":"sku-52124023062826","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/montysoriginalbottle.jpg?v=1786018941"},{"product_id":"carnivore-jerky","title":"HFM Farm Carnivore Beef Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eCarnivore Jerky is HFM Farm's no-marinade beef jerky — beef, water, and Redmond Real Salt, and nothing else. No sugar, no soy sauce, no MSG, no preservative. It's the only flavor on the shelf with a three-item ingredient list, and the only one without MSG.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat that buys you is a jerky that tastes like beef rather than like what the beef was soaked in. It also makes it the one that fits a carnivore, keto, or strict elimination diet without a caveat, and the one to hand somebody who reads panels closely. The trade is real: with no sauce carrying the flavor, this is a plainer, saltier-tasting chew than the marinated flavors, and it isn't trying to be otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSealed, it's shelf-stable — refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Sold as a single 2 oz bag. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eThree ingredients means this is the bag Bill hands to the fella in camp who's on some diet nobody can pronounce — beef, water, salt, and no arguin' with the label. It's also the one that don't clash with anything, so if you're choppin' jerky into eggs or a pot of beans of a mornin', use this and not the teriyaki. Bill learned that the hard way with a skillet of eggs that tasted like a stir fry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Single (2oz)","offer_id":45916457926739,"sku":"sku-52124011692330","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_26_2026_10_07_29_PM.png?v=1786018941"},{"product_id":"nacho-regular-seasoning","title":"HFM Farm Nacho Regular Seasoning","description":"\u003cp\u003eNacho Regular Seasoning is the most complex blend HFM Farm makes — thirteen ingredients in a 3.4 oz shaker: cumin, onion powder, garlic powder, chipotle powder, brown sugar, black pepper, chili powder, paprika, ground mustard, rubbed sage, coffee, seasoned salt, and sea salt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a taco-and-chili seasoning with a barbecue streak running through it. Cumin and chili powder set the direction, chipotle and coffee add smoke and depth, and the brown sugar rounds the edges without making it sweet. It's the one blend here that can carry a dish on its own — you don't need to add anything else to a pound of ground beef.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sugar means indirect heat if you're grilling with it. No MSG. 3.4 oz shaker. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eThirteen ingredients means you ain't buildin' anything — dump it on a pound of ground beef and supper's done. Bill's used this on taco night, on a Dutch oven of chili, and shook over a bag of tortilla chips with cheese melted on 'em, which is presumably where the name come from. The coffee and chipotle in it are why it tastes like it cooked longer than it did. That's a useful trick when everybody's hungry an hour ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45916457959507,"sku":"sku-52124023357738","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/nachoregularseasoning.jpg?v=1786018940"},{"product_id":"southern-teriyaki-chicken-jerky","title":"HFM Farm Southern Teriyaki Chicken Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eSouthern Teriyaki Chicken Jerky is chicken breast in LaChoy teriyaki with hickory smoke and no heat at all. An ounce carries 16 g of protein at 90 calories, so a 2 oz bag runs 32 g of protein for 180 calories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the mildest chicken jerky HFM Farm makes and the easiest one to hand to anybody. Chicken breast is leaner than beef and has less connective tissue, so the chew is soft rather than long, and the teriyaki reads sweet — 3 g of sugar per ounce, all added. The hickory smoke is what keeps it from tasting like plain sweet meat. Worth knowing: 650 mg of sodium per ounce, and MSG is on the ingredient list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSealed, it's shelf-stable — refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Single 2 oz bag. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eThis is the bag Bill hands around when there's a truck full of people and he don't want to hear about it. No heat, sweet enough that kids'll take it, and sixteen grams of protein an ounce so it's doin' actual work. Chicken's softer than beef too, which matters more than you'd think when somebody's eatin' one-handed and steerin' with the other.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"2oz","offer_id":45916457992275,"sku":"sku-52124007629098","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/20260227_102713_1.jpg?v=1786018940"},{"product_id":"buffalo-chicken-jerky","title":"HFM Farm Buffalo Chicken Jerky","description":"\u003cp\u003eBuffalo Chicken Jerky is chicken breast instead of beef, cured with Frank's RedHot, apple cider vinegar, garlic, onion, and smoked paprika. An ounce carries 18 g of protein at 90 calories — the most protein per ounce of anything HFM Farm makes — so a 2 oz bag runs 36 g of protein for 180 calories, with zero sugar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt reads like buffalo wings without the plate. The vinegar and cayenne hit first, the smoked paprika sits underneath, and because it's breast meat the chew is leaner and less fibrous than beef jerky. Worth knowing before you buy: it is salty. 690 mg of sodium per ounce, 1,380 mg in a full bag, which is the highest in the line. MSG is on the ingredient list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSealed, it's shelf-stable — refrigerate once opened and finish within 7 days. Single 2 oz bag. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eEighteen grams of protein an ounce, and it tastes like the wings you ain't gonna get out where you're parked. Bill likes this one for the back half of a long day when beef jerky's startin' to feel heavy — chicken breast eats lighter and you don't get that chew-forever thing. Tear a bag into a pot of camp mac and cheese sometime, friend. That's a dinner nobody expects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"2oz","offer_id":45916458025043,"sku":"sku-52124006678826","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/20260328_090624.jpg?v=1786018941"},{"product_id":"tuscan-garden-mix","title":"HFM Farm Tuscan Garden Mix Seasoning","description":"\u003cp\u003eTuscan Garden Mix is a salt-free Italian herb blend in a 2 oz shaker: basil, marjoram, oregano, thyme, garlic powder, rosemary, and red pepper flakes. Seven ingredients, no salt, no sugar, no MSG.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe salt-free part is the useful bit. Every other seasoning on HFM Farm's shelf leads with seasoned salt, which means you're committing to their salt level as well as their flavor. This one leaves that to you — season the dish however you like and add herbs separately. The red pepper flake gives it a low background warmth rather than actual heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause it's whole dried herbs rather than ground powder, it blooms better in fat or liquid than it does sprinkled dry on a finished plate. 2 oz shaker. Made in small batches by Joey and Brandi Federico in Jacksonville, Florida.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"boondock-bill\" style=\"position:relative;overflow:hidden;background:#161719 radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 80% at 82% 28%, rgba(199,93,42,0.22) 0%, transparent 60%);border:1px solid #2D2E31;border-radius:12px;padding:24px 28px;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px 0;color:#E37545;font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.01em;\"\u003eBoondock Bill's Take\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:18px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/xgrid-boondock-bill.png?v=1779057958\" alt=\"Boondock Bill\" style=\"width:88px;height:88px;border-radius:50%;flex-shrink:0;border:2px solid #C75D2A;background:#0E0F11;object-fit:cover;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;flex:1;min-width:0;color:rgba(245,247,250,0.85);font-family:Geist,-apple-system,system-ui,sans-serif;font-style:italic;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eSalt-free is the whole point of this one, and it's why it lives in Bill's box next to the salty stuff instead of competin' with it. You can season your food how you like it and then add herbs on top, 'stead of gettin' both decided for you by a shaker. Bloom it in the oil before the garlic goes in — dried herbs need fat and heat to wake up, and sprinklin' 'em dry on a finished plate is a waste of good rosemary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e","brand":"HFM Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45916458057811,"sku":"sku-52124023619882","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/0404\/6931\/files\/tuscangardenmixbottle.jpg?v=1786018941"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.xgridoutfitters.com\/ga\/collections\/provisions.oembed","provider":"XGRiD Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}